Sunday, 28 September 2008

Droplets of wisdom from Ogden

The Cow

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other, milk.

The Fly

God in his wisdom made the fly
And then forgot to tell us why.

The Firefly

The firelfly's flame
Is something for which science has no name
I can think of nothing eerier
Than flying around with an unidentified glow on a
Person's posterior

-Ogden Nash

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